Kerrazy-Lies

Posted 16 hours ago

So, Kerr has been in NY for weeks and no shots for VS? And they claimed she was still part of the family even if she wasn't an angel anymore and they would have worked with her again!!

Asked by Anonymous

haha good point!

Posted 16 hours ago

Technically, he's with other guys leftovers. Eww...

Asked by Anonymous

I agree, and that is why usually men dont marry those kind of women..

Posted 16 hours ago

Lyrics to Mudhoney's – “You Got It.” For MK's beaux: They say you got it/ I'll say you got it/ You got it/ You got it good/ You got it/ You can keep it/ That's right/ I don't want it/ You give it away like free samples/ But I don't want what anyone can have/ You got it/ Yeah, you got it/ So what?/ Keep it outta my face (4x) Just 'cause you got it/ You think everyone wants you/ You got it/ You think that's enough/ You got it/ That's right you got it/ You're fucked/ Keep it outta my face (4x)

Asked by Anonymous

That is so apt!!

Posted 17 hours ago

HOLD UP! Gadaffi's son?! I BEG YOU, gimme details. What a HO!! New low. Dwell on this thought please and I'm not a snob but the guy next to me at work has just used 2 expressions that put me right off my cuppa when I showed him the Miami Flash. I said, you think that's hot? He goes, nope, she's far too exposed to flies. You mean sweets attract flies? No, sh#t does. When everyone takes a bite of the same cake, it just becomes gross after a while, then you're just dealing with leftovers. MEOW!!

Asked by Anonymous

Yep here we go:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/gaddafis-hall-of-pop-music-shame/story-e6freuy9-1226016179626

LMAO! Love it! Speaks the truth though ;)

Posted 18 hours ago

Also its quite obvious that they're trying to sell her as youthful, trying to make people forget she's 30. Hasn't she been uploading pictures on her instagram from 2010 and earlier lately? As I said earlier; turning 30 has never looked this desperate.

Asked by Anonymous

wow sad indeed!

Posted 18 hours ago

Who's surprised that Flashie used to party with Gaddafi's son? *crickets* Thought so...

Asked by Anonymous

I’m not surprised, as she usually associates with fraudsters lol

Posted 20 hours ago

The second is like Brooke's shot with Lisanne Falk, including the newly flat chest! Since Brooke was famed for her precocious beauty as a child (and her less fortunate credits were her mother's choice), is MK trying to be known for childish beauty in her '30s? Of course, silent stars Mary Pickford and Lilian Gish played teens well into adult years, as did 90210's Gabrielle Carteris, but they kept their costumes on. Is MK or her team deliberately appealing to the Humbert Humbert crowd?

Asked by Anonymous

I went and looked that up and you are right! I think she is clinging on desperately to her youth because it was part of her “image”, I can now see her like “whatever happened to babyjane” in her future lmao!!

Posted 20 hours ago

Is it possible someone on MK's team (she's too ignorant of modeling's history to know about classic shots like Dovima + Elephants or ) is copying Brooke Shields' very early looks? Two of her shots strongly resemble Brooke's: the ponytail shot on your banner (to rt., after the "I-can-bite-my-knee" shot), and one of the black leotard-style suits in Miami. The first, pose and makeup, is like Gary Gross's infamous series of 10-yr-old Brooke in a bathtub. CONT'd

Asked by Anonymous

Posted 21 hours ago

Candice has 9 vogue covers, not 7! she's on a roll!

Asked by Anonymous

Candice is doing amazingly well!

Posted 21 hours ago

You are great. This blog is fantastic! A good thing to know that Miranda and Orlando don't fool everyone. I saw from the beginning how fake she is and I thought I was the only one in the world to see. Obviously I am not. Believe me, every post you do here matters. Randa and Bloom must not think they are super-cool, 'cause they are not. Most of all they lie to themselves! What a loss of life! Poor Flynn!

Asked by Anonymous

Aw thank you so much :) Poor Flynn indeed :(

Posted 21 hours ago

Even Candice has two more Vogue covers then Flashie (7 against 5), Karlie Kloss already has 18 in 4 years, Cara has 3 in the last year or so. Doutzen has 30. Flashie is nothing in the fashion industry and that's not going to change now, she had the doll look a couple or years ago which could have made her successful in Japan and Korea but she has now moved into celebrity land and is no longer seen as an actual model.

Asked by dutchmodels

Well said, she is just a “celeb”

Posted 21 hours ago

You're waiting for Cannes? I'm waiting for R&J. She will probably avoid rehearsals because no one will spare attention for her, but will want to sashay in opening night, with a lovely designer gown she's almost wearing. She had better not make enemies of the cast and crew: star's wife or no, there are ways to get revenge on B'way (I could tell you stories). Whatever his issues, OB will be professional, he's trained for that, but she will not. CONT'D

Asked by Anonymous

Posted 21 hours ago

CONT'D BTW, did you know that Miami flash was an "accident"? So the mainstream papers say. I think we ought to stop comparing her to porn, because they are apparently quite business-like by comparison. Gypsy Rose Lee described strippers knitting in the middle of burlesque rehearsals, and I've read that XXX stars' biggest complaint is back trouble from having sex anywhere but a bed: stairs, sand, trees(!) They are matter-of-fact. Unsavory as their job is, even THEY'D consider MK unprofessional.

Asked by Anonymous

LOL well said, they are professional!!

Posted 21 hours ago

BTW on the last point, people, including Kevin Smith, gave detailed examples of how Reese Witherspoon is a stuck-up, fame hungry, bitch for YEARS and no one believed it. I myself really liked Gwyneth Paltrow... until I started to actually pay attention to Gwyneth Paltrow. IDK what it will take for the most stubborn shippers to see MK's true colors, if they'll EVER see/admit it (I've seen more than enough). But in the meantime, that dumb, phony, greedy, tacky, panty model is not above criticism.

Asked by Anonymous

I remember that actually, so yep!!

Posted 21 hours ago

Oh and thanks to the person who wrote the "rant". I've said it many times, I don't do Just Jared, Delphi or her twitter/FB/Instagram. Many of us don't like OB and we think they make a great, pathetic, slutty couple. I'm too sane for all of it. That's what irks me about MK. There are probably sites like this for many celebs I like, as there should be. Celeb culture is ridiculous. They probably list facts, lies, hypocrisies just like we do here. But guess what? I don't go looking for them!

Asked by Anonymous

I agree completely!!!

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